Riding BART

So – I’m riding BART home the other day. Middle of rush hour. A roughly six foot tall dude gets on. Long hair, in a green bandanna, glasses. Big Features, big nose, double chin, heather grey t-shirt – short green cargo shorts. By short I mean a good 6-7 inches above the knee. Legs shaved smooth. Red leather, black soled, open-toe strappy sandals with a heel. Red painted toe-nails. Pink laptop case. Reading an e-book on one of those new fangled devices you can buy from Amazon. Maybe on his way home from a job at the bank? A few minutes go by. A few stops, downtown Berkeley [of course] and off he goes.